Tuesday, 20 October 2015

These few words mark the beginning, the genesis, of the 500 words a day that I will be writing for the betterment of the pillow with a hole. To write a full website all in one go is surely a daunting task. It requires me to sit down at the computer and not only fiddle about with the website’s content creator, which in itself is not that difficult but rather fun, but also to write many thousands of words of boring content. To write about pillows, sore ears and ear pain is just not that fun, especially when I’ve been writing about such things for over a year. Mind you, work isn’t always fun and through this writing the pillow with a hole will be broadcast to a great many people, thus improving ear pain treatment around the world.
Our pillows have many guises, the most prominent of which is the trademark, ‘The Original P.W.A.H’ which has a nice ring to it and looks rather good. This stands for The Original (of course) Pillow With A Hole, which denotes its status as the first and best of its kind. For more information see here: http://www.thepillowwithahole.co.uk/
At the moment the pillows are going through a transition phase and I’m not sure how they are being received. The size of the hole has shrunk from 5 to 4 inches which should provide more support but is perhaps causing the pillow to be too puffy on the sides. Perhaps the sweet spot is 3 inches so that there is more surface area for the head and less potential for the pillow to puff up at the sides. I don’t know, we shall see. Really she should be covering this angle and should have tried it on Robert or someone first.
Much of what I write in these chapters will be similar, I should imagine. It will mention ear pain and the fact that this is the best pillow for ear pain. It is also the best pillow for sore ears which is something that I’m sure will also get numerous mentions over the coming months. I will also endeavour to use flowery language. Not because I’m massive ponce but because through such vernacular I will create more variety in my posts. More variety equals better ranking and better ranking means more people will get to know our pillows as an effective and cost effective ear pain treatment.
I should also mention that there is a website with lots of good information on it called earpainsolutions.com which will tell the reader everything they need to know about ear pain treatment and home remedies.
I think I will also write about things going on in my life. It’s a bit of a dangerous game writing too much revealing information on the internet as it will be available for the public to see. Yet, I have nothing to hide and it may be cathartic. I hear that writing about ones problems is an effective form of therapy and I do seem to be struggling with the mortality of my father and so I wouldn’t be surprised if this manifested in not just my nightly-mare but also lots of words to that effect.
OK well that’s the first 500 words done. Let’s get this uploaded to Skype.